Is this man even real
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
brenda is the only queen.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
there is no such thing as purple urine
i wanna find a way to pee purple now
PURPLE URINE IS A THING.
LEARN YOUR HISTORY, KING GEORGE IV OF ENGLAND HAD PURPLE PEE!
allegedly he had porphyria (the thing i tracked down a semi reliable source for and edited into my post) so that makes sense
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
Kurt Cobain suicide note.
this is just stunning
i cry everytime i read it„
i just… cannot
..WELL THAT JUST DEFEATED THE PURPOSE
can I just
Guys it got better.
God, did it get better.
sherlockian need a lesson on what “better” means
What’s that on the ground next to Sherlock??
OH RIGHT. IT’S MY HEART. SHATTERED INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES. Thanks for finding it for me.
THE EXCEPTION IS JOHN
THE EXCEPTION IS ALWAYS JOHN
OH GOD THIS IS WHAT I CALL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
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